This is Worse than General Conference.

I don't know what they expect us to do. It's a dimly lit auditorium
class with padded chairs. I woke up early this morning, and now it is
the early afternoon. The teacher has a soothing baritone voice, and he
is lecturing on History, an interesting subject, but
notoriously...undynamic. How on earth am I supposed to stay awake?

Ironically enough, he is showing a clip from Ferris Beuller's Day Off,
where Ben Stein is lecturing the comatose class. I think my professor is
on to us.

P.S. I don't mean to indicate the title that I don't like Conference.
I love and look forward to conference.
But it is a similar sedative.