9, so he has had about six months experience being 25.
-----Original Message-----
From: David Smith <david.espen.smith(at)gmail.com>
To: Austin Craig <austinmichaelcraig(at)gmail.com>
Subject: Birth
Date: Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:56:01 -0400
Welcome to the quarter century club, some of what you can look forward
to:
-A decreased confidence level.
-Being attracted to girls way younger than you and not realizing that's
pervy.
-Watching the Olympics and feeling like you wasted your life because
kids 10 years younger than you are participating.
-A decreased metabolic rate.
-This is the year where your fast twitch muscle tissue starts
disappearing if you don't use it.
-More and more suspicion of whether you will ever marry.
-Being home from your mission long enough to graduate from college but
realizing you still haven't.
-Not understanding youth and hip clothes they sell at the mall.
-Decreased car insurance rates.
-Ability to rent a car.
And these are just the ones I could think of off the top of my head.
Thanks, Dave. Sounds like an exciting time of life.
-Sent from Austin's phone.
5 comments:
As a fellow 25 year-old, I can vouch for nearly all of these. I've put on a shocking amount of weight this year.
Just wait til you get to the half century club, or even worse yet get close to the three quarters century club! Have a happy birthday.
True dat!
Better start running more...
hahaha. :) Dave is great.
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