Random thoughts on most things from A. M. Craig.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Birth

Birthday wishes from my dear friend, David Smith. His birthday is Dec.
9, so he has had about six months experience being 25.

-----Original Message-----
From: David Smith <david.espen.smith(at)gmail.com>
To: Austin Craig <austinmichaelcraig(at)gmail.com>
Subject: Birth
Date: Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:56:01 -0400

Welcome to the quarter century club, some of what you can look forward
to:

-A decreased confidence level.
-Being attracted to girls way younger than you and not realizing that's
pervy.
-Watching the Olympics and feeling like you wasted your life because
kids 10 years younger than you are participating.
-A decreased metabolic rate.
-This is the year where your fast twitch muscle tissue starts
disappearing if you don't use it.
-More and more suspicion of whether you will ever marry.
-Being home from your mission long enough to graduate from college but
realizing you still haven't.
-Not understanding youth and hip clothes they sell at the mall.
-Decreased car insurance rates.
-Ability to rent a car.

And these are just the ones I could think of off the top of my head.

Thanks, Dave. Sounds like an exciting time of life.

-Sent from Austin's phone.

5 comments:

Optimistic. said...

As a fellow 25 year-old, I can vouch for nearly all of these. I've put on a shocking amount of weight this year.

pam said...

Just wait til you get to the half century club, or even worse yet get close to the three quarters century club! Have a happy birthday.

Confusiousness said...

True dat!

Kellie said...

Better start running more...

Mary said...

hahaha. :) Dave is great.